What the heck is the peanut list you ask? And what do peanuts have to do with books? Welllll…. it appears we have our very own “peanut gallery” here at Maryse’s Book Blog, and our comment crew has taken to throwing peanuts at those of us that have not yet read the SO OBVIOUS favorites. Well… can’t blame a book-addict for that, right? If it’s you favorite, why the heck haven’t I (or others) read it yet? I get ya!
P.S. I’m frequently the target of their peanuts. *snort*
Cue the peanut throwing… (and other things). *ahem* AMY!! Blaming it on your autocorrect… tee hee! *snort*
Amy: Awwwww, I just saw a baby bird chasing it’s mama around with it’s mouth open trying to get fed (it’s still VERY light outside here at this time!), and all I could think about was Maryse and her baby bird mouth waiting for us to toss pe****s at her. *giggle*
Amy: OMG!!!!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!!! Freaking mother-effing stupid autocorrect!!! WTH!!!! I’m gonna die from embarrassment. O. M. G. I’m just gonna go wait outside for the next UPS truck to go by so I can toss myself in front of it… *covers face with hands* I’m about fifty shades of red right now.
bev: HOLY HELL, AMY!! LMAO. Losing it here. Oh, Amy. Literally tears running down my face, hunched over laughing at that visual.So…I’m..hey, how many times a day are you texting about pe****s? Heh, see mine wants to change p****** to ponies. I think you have a much more exciting life.;-) Seriously you just gave me a belly laugh on a random Wednesday night. Thanks. I just wish you’d kept going and listed all the types of peanuts we were throwing.
Amy: No…YOU guys list the types of pea— I’m having a hard time trusting my autocorrect right now and can’t even bring myself to type the word.
Anne: AMY!!! HAHAHAHA! I just can’t! Lol! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while! LMAO!!
fabi: laughing so hard *legs crossed tightly* gonna pee my pants. BEST worst autocorrect of the year goes to…drumroll…
Tessa: hahahahaha Amy. Best typo ever!
Maryse: hahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!! *thud* Maryse just fainted upon reading Amy’s comment. Maryse is so distraught and laughing her lungs up, that she is now referring to herself in the third person. Maryse likes PEANUTS.
Amy: *peeks through fingers at Maryse* I promise never to throw THOSE at you. Oh lord…that visual… *snorrrrrrrt* I still can’t believe that just happened…
Cheryl: OMG Amy I spit-laughed my water all over the place. Auto-correct is such a wonderful thing!! Now I’m thinking about the locker scene in The Deal; so many shapes and sizes!!! hahahahaha
And OMG do they like to pelt me with ‘em!!!! Peanuts.
bev: Poor Maryse. Lol. That could be one of your lists, your most rec’d.
Maryse: I’m used to getting peanuts thrown at me with this crew.
Maryse: OMG YOU GUYS. I am SO making the “peanut” list. YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME BIG TIME. *waggles eyebrows* And I’m not the only peanut receiver that’s gonna be on it. Y’all… yep. You’re on it. Just sayin’ Starts throwin’ peanuts, girls. I mean… yah. No. I had it right the first time. *smirks at Amy*
Amy: *smirks right back at Maryse* Yeah, okay…so says the PEANUT RECEIVER… *cackling* You said it first!!
Fabi: *walks around with mouth open catching random peanuts* Gotta love Fridays around here.
Tessa: *throws some peanuts to Fabi’s mouth* Here you go!
Maryse: Peanuts are yummy!!!
Amy: *catching peanuts from the Peanut Gallery and throwing them back* Oooooh, peanuts…I’m gonna read a baseball star book tonight!!!
LaurenB: You ladies do make me laugh Peanuts galore in here tonight, think I’ll keep quiet about what I’m yet to read *hides behind blanket and hopes no one sees me*
Lee: I live in Narnia (better known as South Africa) and it’s 1:06 AM but I’m ignoring that because the comment/throw peanut/Friday party at Maryse’s is too fun.. and since its friday err o.O Was friday and i dont work tomorrow..today!! Geeezzzz
Fabi: Lee that is so cool that you’re in Narnia! Whooop! International party at Maryse’s tonight.
Laura: Ok so you all know it’s 23.46pm here right? So I’m going to curl up in that corner over there and sleep cause it’s Friday and I’m so badass going to sleep at this time I can trust I will be guarded from the peanuts right? It’s no fair! Your all just starting your night I wanna stay!! *cries to sleep in said corner*
Amy: *ducks in kitchen from flying peanuts* Y’all aren’t getting any of these hot pink cougar martinis if you don’t knock it off!!! Don’t make me come out there!
Maryse: OH YAY!!! The peanuts have been upgraded to chocolate covered. YESSSS!!!!! Keep pelting me with your book-nuts… you book-nuts! *snort* Wait for ittttttt…… *sideeyes Amy*
So what books will have peanuts thrown at you, if you haven’t read ‘em yet? Take a look!
Ummm and yes… at first, I AM the peanutee!!! These sadistic peanuters gang up on me… but then… peanuts starts flying to and fro! Everyone gets peanuted. LOL!!!
Tessa: Wait, we get to throw peanuts about EVERY book we’ve told you to read. *goes and grabs a HUGE bag* *throws peanut* Fallen Crest High! *throws another* The rest of the Up in the Air Series! *And yet another* Gus! Dude, read it already! *And another* The whole Indebted Series to date.
bev: I swear I turn into a giggling 12 year old when I see peanuts on here. Girl scout honor, last time I’ll throw peanuts or wave it in Maryse’s face. I’ll pinky swear, cause can’t break a pinky swear. Eleanor * throws peanut* & *throws peanut* Park *throws peanut* Just think you’d love it.:-D Ok. *holds out pinky*
Tessa: Nope. You and peanuts are too fun. Not gonna let you swear.
Amy: *throws E&P peanut from Bev’s stash at Maryse* Ooh!! Fallen Crest High! *throws another peanut* Um…Ihaven’treadOriginalCrowdeither…
Laura: *eats peanut from maryse’s shoulder*
Maryse: And Tessa’s book husband. I KNEW those would be two peanuts to my head. Peanuts. Tee hee!!!
Amy: *throws peanut at Maryse* Fallen Crest High! *looks around and whistles innocently*
Maryse: *boinked off nose* OUCH!!! Ammmmyyyyyyy! *hrmph* *cracks peanut and eats it* *opens mouth like a baby bird for more*
bev: “Maryse, MUST read…….*sigh*, eh give up.” *Sticks hands in pockets* *Kicks peanut shells* *walks off*
Jean: Don’t you know, we can’t make Maryse read anything….. She is the one with the power to make us read the books she finds! Lol!
Amy: And from my section of the peanut gallery…if Maryse tells you to read a book, you just do it. No questions asked. M’kay? Otherwise her Book Dom may make a visit to ya.
Maryse: *picks up peanuts that bev missed and eats ‘em*
Tessa: Bev, come on, there’s more peanuts. She’s hungry…
Sadie: Eleanor & Park!!!! OMG they get all the peanuts!
Amy: Sadie…yep, we’re talking about Eleanor and Park. Do we have a peanut vote from you as well for it?? We love book peer pressure around here!! And Maryse is usually the target of it. *giggle*
Amy: Hungry, are we? Okay then… *grabs peanuts* *throws peanut* Accidentally on Purpose… *throws peanut* …and Eleanor & Park… *throws peanut* …and The Holy Trinity series… *throws peanut* …and My Life Next Door… Are we full yet??
Amy: *grabs peanut and bounces it in hand* <—– yes, I said PEANUT What was that one book full of jerks and drama and heartache and was really good…oh yeah, THERAPY!!! *throws peanut at Maryse* Although I can’t really talk ’cause (*whispering*) I haven’t read After Hours yet.
Amy: *writes Therapy on peanut* Hey Maryse, I got a peanut for your friend Sherry to throw at you!
MichelleS: *** incoming peanuts Amy… Surviving Raine **** and no, that’s not the story of Texas weather! Right, Fabi?
Amy: Laura! Read Pierced by J.C. Mells… *throws peanut at Laura*
Amy: *throws peanut at Bev* You need to read Pierced as well, Bev…shifters, magic, random vamps…
Laura: *dodges peanut* pierced shifters magic stuff? Wait that sentence looks bad without the apostrophes *points at amy* she did it *runs…….*
Maryse: Did you guys see bev’s one simple but so poignant comment?!! “dirty.” *snort*
Amy: Yeah, I saw Bev’s “dirty” comment up there…which is why she got a Pierced peanut!! And I just said Pierced peanut… *covers face*
Amy: …it is a REALLY GOOD series that hasn’t gotten enough attention. Probably ’cause I rec’d it and y’all get scared when I do that. *snort* But seriously, it has a sloooooooowwww burn/sexual tension that lasts until the last book, but it is so worth it. There are three books and a novella (#1.5 I think, the story before Pierced).
Lauren: Pierced has me intrigued, who’s the author? As I’ve just tried to find it on goodreads and instead stumbled across a book named ‘Simon’s pierced c**kslave’ WHAT A TITLE!!! lol *blushing*
Amy: *snorts cougar martini through nose* <—— freaking waste of a good drink That title LaurenB!!!! LOL!!!!!! No, it’s definitely not that one…it’s by J.C. Mells and really is good. The guy on the front of the second book, Pinked…that scruff…oooooh, come to mama, big guy.
Laura: Amy read After Hours *throws peanut at amy*
MichelleS: WAIT a minute….. Amy hasn’t read After Hours???? **** handful of peanuts ***** take that *** and that **** and that **** OMG. That’s a total no brainer. Do you or do you not have a vagina? Okay – then read AH and let the clenching begin,,,,,
Jean: Haha MichelleS! I agree After Hours was great! And she still has to read Surviving Rain….just sayin’.…..
Maryse: I read ‘em both!!! YAY SAVED FROM PEANUT PELTING!!! Finally!
Amy: “Do you or do you not have a vagina” <—— OMG MichelleS, you went there!!! Clenching?!? LOL!!!!!
Maryse: LOL I just saw MichelleS TOTALLY “went there”. She said clenching!!!!! *snort* Ouch… wait!!! I read it. I don’t need a peanut for that one!!!
Tessa: *and… ducks* Ouch MichelleS! What After Hours?
Maryse: The Mason List. THAT BOOK ROCKS!!!!!!! Throws peanut at everyone that hasn’t read it yet!!!!!!
Samantha: Oh and I haven’t read the Mason List either! Gosh that peanut hurt!!
Lee: ouchhh.. who would have known?? Peanuts hurt!! damn it .. all that fire because I havent read the Mason List…?? geeez Maryse .. LOL! Sooooo rude!!!
MichelleS: Mason List was great. Dodged that peanut bullet! Haha
OMG .. she is coming for me ** TAKE COVER**nanny nanny foo foo.. you missed me.. ** eeeeeeeek**
But seriously, I have been begging you to read it since Fo-evahhhh!! If I’m not wrong I recommended it as a must read the moment I finished the book and that was May LAST year!! ** grabs more peanuts ** and there are 80′s songs in the book.. who doesn’t love the 80′s?? Push it by Salt’n Peppa come onn.. Push it reaal good… LOL
Amy: I also have Love In Rewind but haven’t read it…and right about now I’m hoping that Lee up there doesn’t notice my comment ’cause she’s a wild one!
Maryse: Amy I have to read “Love in Rewind” like ASAP!!! Maybe we’ll buddy read.’
Amy: I’ll buddy read Love In Rewind with ya Maryse, just let me know when…oh crap, here comes another peanut from Lee for LIR! *pulls Maryse out of the way*
Lee: OMGGGGGGGG… :O ** HAPPY DANCE*** whoop whoop *hands in the air* I wanna buddy read too ** pouting **.. ** whispers with creepy voice** mostly to throw peanuts at you two if you start claiming ma man!!
Tessa: *points to Lee* You started it! Wait… what are we buddy reading?
Amy: *slowly and carefully hands martini to Lee* H-h-how about a drink, Lee? We won’t be stealing your man…we share our book guys around here. *waggles eyebrows* Ah, okay…got it and understand, Tessa. And we were talking about buddy reading Love In Rewind!
bev: Making peanut butter with my Love in rewind nuts, and E&P nuts.
Lee: ” Love in rewind nuts” *blink blink* did MichelleS actually said that?? LOL!!
Now… my question is… what books would you throw peanuts for?