“I think the guy read it and didn’t like the book or something, so he splashed someone with BBQ sauce.”
*heavy discouraged sigh*
Okay close, dear husband, but not quite. So here’s the scoop . Some guy in his thirties, found out that his girlfriend of 5 years was reading Fifty Shades of Grey, was upset by this fact,
“… he felt Fifty Shades of Grey was a ‘distasteful’ and ‘pornographic’ book.”
and after a lengthy argument, decided to “show her what saucy really meant” (his words, not mine) by squirting her with barbecue sauce. Oh right. And he slapped her face first! JERK! (although he denies this).
He was arrested with assault and claims he is surprised that squirting people with barbecue sauce could be considered assault.
“He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds.
“He didn’t realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions.”
*raises a sarcastic eyebrow*
(I like how I can do that in my blog posts!! ‘Cause in real life, I don’t have that totally cool ability… both eyebrows up, or down, but never just one. *pout*)
Anyways. *shakes head*
Calls husband back… “Have I told you lately how wonderful you are?” *happy sigh*
BTW – if you still haven’t read it, you must!! Although I’d recommend hiding the sauces. And to think, I thought the sauces might come in handy in some cases… Had he just read the books, he would have totally known what to do with the sauce and nobody would have gotten arrested. OH NO I did NOT just say that out loud!! *blush* Tee hee!!!
Here’s the reading order: E.L. James – Fifty Shades Trilogy Reading Order