THURSDAY BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!! THREE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED BOOKS JUST WENT LIVE!!
<— LOOKIT!!!Β Over Us, Over You: A NovelΒ by Whitney G. is READY for us and it sounds AHMAZZZZZING!!! Unrequited love? He was just *ahem* withhis best friend’s little sister, and he’s stopping it, immediately!
“…Just in case you’ve forgotten, you’reΒ my best friend’s little sister. We will never be anything more. (WeΒ can’tΒ be anything more.) Our previous friendship is still unresolved–or “over” in your terms, so I’d prefer if we worked on becoming ‘just friends’ again since you’re in town.
Nonetheless, I’m not a man who leaves questions unanswered–even the drunken ones, so to properly close our inappropriate conversation:
1) Yes, I liked the way your lips felt against mine when you were on top of me.
2) Yes, I do “prefer” rough sex, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t rough with you.
3) No, I had no idea you were still a virgin…
This message never happened,
Corey”