<— ALL OF ME HAS JUST BEEN RECENTLY RELEASED & Andrea Smith is today’s newsletter sponsor and she’s got a special audiobook giveaway for us!!! Not just one audiobook giveaway. Nope. 😀 Many (until she runs out of codes – so “while supplies last” 😉 – JUST LEAVE A COMMENT on this post)!!
But she needs our help…
The author says:
“All of Me” will be out in audio within the next week or so!I’m looking for listeners who are interested in leaving honest reviews on Audible.I will have both US and UK codes!
I’m happy to say that Alexander Cendese and his wife, Gabrielle, are narrating this RomCom and they did a stunning performance!
In order to receive audio codes, please submit your name, email address, your reviewer name on Audible or Amazon, and whether you need a US or UK code.
If you’d like to hear a sample of the audio, please visit my author profile on audible:
NOTE FROM MARYSE: IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE LEAVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN THE COMMENT, you can just enter it into the “commenter details” section when entering in your name and email and then go ahead and submit your comment. It will ask for your email address (and only I will see that section), and I will forward your email address to the author so she can send you your audiobook code. 😀
TITLE: All of Me
AUTHOR: Andrea Smith
GENRE: BBW ROMCOM
SYNOPSIS:
USA Today Best Selling Author Andrea Smith brings you her debut BBW Romance!
Dirk Sexton is a thirty year old playboy with a conscience.
He wants the sex without feeling the guilt of his meaningless one night stands.
Deciding to take a chance, he finally takes the leap only to realize that he may have chosen the wrong sister.
Autumn Dey may be Summer’s twin sister but they are definitely not identical. Summer is tall and toned . . . and, well, Autumn isn’t.
When Summer starts dating her sister’s gorgeous new boss, Dirk Sexton, Autumn slides herself into the friend zone, admiring from afar.
Until, that is, her alter ego and 900 operator, discovers Dirk’s true desires.
Will love truly conquer all?
Ready for an excerpt?
Excerpt from “All of Me.”
Scene:Radio Station WQRK
Autumn ‘The Night Hawk’ Dey has been contracted to do some promos for a product called Slather® (a longevity cream for men) on her late night call-in show.When the male narrator calls in sick . . . well, the promo must go on!
So her boss, Dirk Sexton, fills in for the male narration
Dirk
We were still waiting on Craig Freeman to arrive before we could start. With fifteen minutes to spare, Autumn repeated her lines until they ended up making no sense. By this point, I had already memorized the male lines for no other reason than to support her.
“Mr. Sexton? You have a call on line four. Craig Freeman.” I heard Bridget say over the intercom.
Winking at Autumn in a last-minute attempt to encourage her, I picked up the hand-held receiver and brought it to my ear.
“Dirk Sexton.”
“Hi Mr. Sexton,” said a hoarse and nasally sounding voice that was more than just raspy but practically on the verge of giving up on life. “I won’t make it today for the recording. I’ve caught a bug and seem to be losing my voice.”
F*ck.
“Right. Well, Mr. Freeman, please take care of yourself and get back to us in perfect health.” On the outside, I seemed calm and collected. On the inside? I was ready to punch someone.
From the corner of my eye, I saw Autumn turn to face me, practically giddy from the news. She was nervous and this was a reprieve for her.
Sorry, buttercup. A deadline is a deadline.
“Change of plans, everyone,” I announced, shrugging my jacket off and heading for the soundproof studio. “I’m doing the male part. Freeman’s down with laryngitis.”
I must admit, I took a little sadistic pleasure in watching Autumn pale. I was a nice guy but I wasn’t losing money because a virus decided to f*ck with my business.
No sir.
“Um, Dirk?” She blinked. I smirked.
“Autumn?” I answered with a low octave making sure to use eye contact. “Is there a problem?”
She blushed which I found kind of cute and then waved her hand dismissively, “Oh, what the hell. Let’s lube it up, boss.”
The entire crew choked on her words and I just laughed like a lunatic.
With everything set up, we both stood at the microphones, our headsets on, Neil would dub in the seductive porno sounding background music after we’d nailed the script. We looked at one another, with our scripts in hand, desperately trying not to laugh. Time was money and we weren’t stand-up comedians.
Watching for Neil’s hand signals, I brought my eyes to Autumn and watched as she began the narrator voice-over, using a deeper timber than her usual.
Go time, baby.
“Ladies, you own the world. You are a superhero and you are a mother. You are the boss and you are the doting friend. But there are some things you cannot control. Until now.”
My turn.
I looked Autumn straight in the eyes and uttered words that in any other circumstance would have my balls by the HR vice.
“Baby, is it something I’m doing wrong?” Said no Sexton ever.
“Oh, no, Phil, you’re perfect. It’s just sometimes I think we need a little Slather®. You know, honey, to make our intimate moments last . . . longer.” (Said no woman who had my dick within f*cking distance, ever.)
“Let me get that for you.” (Phil, Phil, Phil…it’s all in the mind, brother.)
“Ahhhh, you really are the best!” (Now, that sounded familiar).
Again, Autumn brought out the narrator voice and finished it off.
“Slather® is always there, for those moments too intimate to control. Available at your local pharmacy.”
“Cut!” Neil hollered from outside of the booth. “Brilliant! You guys nailed it first take. Want to try copy number two as long you’re on a roll?” Neil asked.
I looked over at Autumn to see if she was game. “Why the hell not,” she said with a wide grin. “Are you up to it Dirk?”
I gave her a side long glance. “Always.” And we both sat there in a fit of laughter while Neil scrambled to get up the script for Slather® 2. We were like two teenagers who had just said “vagina” for the first time.
True story.
Buy Links:
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Audio Book Giveaway!
The author says:
“All of Me” will be out in audio within the next week or so!I’m looking for listeners who are interested in leaving honest reviews on Audible.I will have both US and UK codes!
I’m happy to say that Alexander Cendese and his wife, Gabrielle, are narrating this RomCom and they did a stunning performance!
In order to receive audio codes, please submit your name, email address, your reviewer name on Audible or Amazon, and whether you need a US or UK code.
If you’d like to hear a sample of the audio, please visit my author profile on audible:
NOTE FROM MARYSE: Don’t leave your email in the actual comment – you can just enter that into the “commenter details” email section that only I will see, and I will forward your email address to the author so she can send you your audiobook code. 😀
AUTHOR BIO:
Andrea Smith is a USA Today and Amazon Best-Selling Author of the G-Man Series! She has a wicked sense of humor. No matter the genre, she is able to infuse laughter throughout.
She self-publishes Contemporary Romance, Romantic Suspense, and Sensual Romance with a paranormal twist. She also writes RomCom, New Adult Romance, and has recently collaborated with Author Eva LeNoir on three M/M Romances.
Here is a listing of her published fiction to date:
Baby Series (Contemporary Romance/Suspense w/erotic tone)
These Books should be read in order:
- Maybe Baby (Book 1)
- Baby Love (Book 2)
- Be My Baby (Book 3)
- Baby Come Back (Novella) (Book 3.5)
G-Man Series (Contemporary Romance/Suspense w/erotic tone)
These Books do not have to be read in order, but they are most enjoyable if done so.
- Diamond Girl (Book 1)
- Love Plus One (Book 2)
- Night Moves (Book 3)
- G-Men Holiday Wrap (Novella) (Book 4)
- Taz (G-Man Book 5)
- Walk of Shame (Book 6)
- Dude, Interrupted (Book 7)
- These Men (Spin-off) Part of the BEND anthology. (M/M/F)
- My Men (Sequel to “These Men”) (M/M/F)
Beyond Series (Contemporary Steamy Romance w/paranormal edge)
- Broken Promise
- Broken Dreams
Forbidden Series (New Adult- Taboo)
Need to be read in order.
- Loving Jesse (Book 1)
- Forever Jesse (Book 2)
M/M Romance
- Black Balled (Co-Authored with Eva LeNoir)
- Guns Blazing (Spin-Off from Black Balled)
- Hard Edit (Co-Authored with Eva LeNoir) Sequel to Black Balled.
YA Suspense
- Southern Comfort
YA/NA Evermore Series
Must be read in order. These are novellas.
- Crushed (Book 1)
- Claimed (Book 2)
- Paparazzi (Book 3)
- Star F*cking (Book 4)
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I’d love a chance to listen and review! I’m an audio book junkie and this one sounds really good! Surprisingly, I’m also listed as Michele G on Amazon 😉 I’d need a US code…thanks for the chance!
YAY!! I just sent your request and your email address to the author. 🙂
Thank you!!