SINGLE PREGNANT MOM ALERT!!! IT’S LIVE & OMG I LOVE THIS BLURB!!! Snort-laugh-out-loud worthy! She’s on a date with a billionaire… and then her water breaks! GASP!!!! Author JJ Knight is celebrating her new comedy romance by sponsoring today’s newsletter AND she’s having a giveaway! P.S. The fun facts that inspired this book are hilarious!!!
The author says:
Tasty MangoΒ is a standalone romantic comedy about going into labor on a first date with a billionaire, the ensuing hilarity (and pushing) in a very expensive limo, and trying to manage a new relationship with the worldβs most eligible bachelor while cleaning spit up out of your hair.
So what’s it about?
Ladies, youβve never had a first date quite like this.
Heβs a billionaire.
Desperately handsome.
Wildly charismatic.In fact, a certain article of clothing of mine has gotten quite damp.
Exceptβ¦
Itβs not the good kind of damp.
Actually, Iβm suddenly very, very wet.
Oh no.Iβve left out something important.
Iβm nine months pregnant.
Donβt ask about the father.
Iβd rather forget.But Iβm sitting in the fanciest restaurant you can imagine.
Opposite the man of my dreams.
Itβs our first time alone together.
The start of something spectacular.
Andβ¦
My water just broke.
___
Crazy Preggers Facts that lead to Tasty Mango:
Many of the hilarious moments Havannah goes through trying to manage her late pregnancy and newborn period while dating a new man were inspired by some of the wild stuff I managed when pregnant myself.
My first pregnancy was super hard and I felt sooo sick all the time. I was valiantly trying to make it through a work meeting and someone brought in a very smelly sandwich. I kept drinking my herbal tea and holding it close to my face so the scent of it would cancel out the terrible sandwich smell. Eventually I felt sick AND I had to pee really bad. THEN some lady came in with mega-perfume and that was it. I sneezed SO hard and SO suddenly that I both THREW UP and PEED at the same time. In. A. Meeting.
This was the inspiration for Havannahβs restaurant scene when candle smoke causes her to sneeze so hard that the water leakage becomes full blown water breaking.
A few months after I had my first baby, we went to visit some friends, who were also pregnant. Theyβd been reading up on taking care of babies and asked if baby Emily spit up very much. I said, βNo! Sheβs super great about that. Hardly spits up at all!β Of course at that VERY MOMENT, a volcanic spew of spit up shot out of my babyβs mouth and landed across all three sofa cushions at their house. I learned never to brag again.
This was the inspiration for the limo scene in Paris where Havannah brags that baby Rebel never spits up right before they go into a upscale boutique.
I once had to pump on the run and wound up having to sit in a fancy hotel bathroom to do it. The only place to sit was on a bench in front of huge wall-long lighted mirror. I sat there looking at my blue-veined boobs smooshed into plastic cones and thought — this is not my beautiful vision of motherhood. And of course someone walked in.
This was the inspiration for a scene in the high-end Parisian hotel when Havannah is trying to work up the courage to let her billionaire crush see a little more of her.
Excerpt:
Iβve always pictured this moment.
Me, in a little black dress.
My hair swept into a perfect chignon.
An exclusive restaurant filled with elegant diners.
China clinks. Crystal glasses gleam on linen tablecloths.
Seated opposite me is the ideal man. Tall, dark, handsome.
Custom suit. Gold cufflinks.
Heβs charming and witty.
Wildly successful in business.
And he only has eyes for me.
It could have been the greatest first date of my life.
Except.
My belly is too big to let me pull up to the table properly.
The baby is kicking like crazy for me to eat something β NOW.
And a funny trickle of wetness is forming deep in the recesses of my panties.
And not the good kind.
Am I peeing myself?
βHavannah, are you okay?β Donovan McDonald pauses, his water goblet halfway to his lips. Heβs a gentleman, so heβs not drinking wine since I canβt.
His eyes are on me, his thick brows knitted in concern. His gaze dips to the tableβs edge, where Iβm hunched, trying to hide my bump. Iβm desperately trying to appear like a normal date from the chest up.
βPerfect!β I say, keeping my voice as chipper as possible. I shift on the chair, making sure my legs are hidden by the tablecloth. I spread my knees in hopes that I can air dry.
Pregnancy is a beast.
But I have a few days to go until Iβm due, and I hear first babies are always late. Iβve vowed to be nothing but chic and put together on this date. Heβll see my elegance, my poise β
Uh oh.
Another squirt of wetness slips out.
How can this be? I peed right before I came. Iβm not coughing, or laughing too hard, or sneezing.
I push my cloth napkin under the tablecloth and shove it up under my dress. Sorry, fancy restaurant. Iβm stealing this. Itβs an emergency.
To be honest, if I had known what was about to go down, I would have left right then.
But I didnβt.
And youβre not going to believe what happens next.
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About JJ:
JJ Knight is the USA Today and Amazon Top 100 bestselling author of contemporary romance and romantic comedy including Single Dad on Top and Big Pickle.
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