What the heck is the peanut list you ask? And what do peanuts have to do with books? Welllll…. it appears we have our very own “peanut gallery” here at Maryse’s Book Blog, and our comment crew has taken to throwing peanuts at those of us that have not yet read the SO OBVIOUS favorites. Well… can’t blame a book-addict for that, right? If it’s you favorite, why the heck haven’t I (or others) read it yet? I get ya!
P.S. I’m frequently the target of their peanuts. *snort* π
Cue the peanut throwing… (and other things). *ahem* AMY!! Blaming it on your autocorrect… tee hee! *snort*
Amy: Awwwww, I just saw a baby bird chasing itβs mama around with itβs mouth open trying to get fed (itβs still VERY light outside here at this time!), and all I could think about was Maryse and her baby bird mouth waiting for us to toss pe****s at her. *giggle*
Amy: OMG!!!!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!!! Freaking mother-effing stupid autocorrect!!! WTH!!!! Iβm gonna die from embarrassment. O. M. G. Iβm just gonna go wait outside for the next UPS truck to go by so I can toss myself in front of itβ¦Β *covers face with hands* Iβm about fifty shades of red right now.
bev: HOLY HELL, AMY!! LMAO. Losing it here. Oh, Amy. Literally tears running down my face, hunched over laughing at that visual.Soβ¦Iβm..hey, how many times a day are you texting about pe****s? Heh, see mine wants to change p****** to ponies. I think you have a much more exciting life.;-)Β Seriously you just gave me a belly laugh on a random Wednesday night. Thanks.Β I just wish youβd kept going and listed all the types of peanuts we were throwing.
Amy: Noβ¦YOU guys list the types of peaβ Iβm having a hard time trusting my autocorrect right now and canβt even bring myself to type the word.Β
Anne:Β AMY!!! HAHAHAHA! I just canβt! Lol! Thatβs one of the funniest things Iβve read in a while! LMAO!!
fabi: laughing so hard *legs crossed tightly* gonna pee my pants. BEST worst autocorrect of the year goes toβ¦drumrollβ¦
Tessa:Β hahahahaha Amy. Best typo ever!
Maryse: hahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!Β
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Amy: *peeks through fingers at Maryse* I promise never to throw THOSE at you. Oh lordβ¦that visualβ¦ *snorrrrrrrt* I still canβt believe that just happenedβ¦
Cheryl: OMG Amy I spit-laughed my water all over the place. Auto-correct is such a wonderful thing!! Now Iβm thinking about the locker scene in The Deal; so many shapes and sizes!!! hahahahahaΒ Β
And OMG do they like to pelt me with ’em!!!! Peanuts. π
bev:Β Poor Maryse. Lol. That could be one of your lists, your most recβd.
Maryse: Iβm used to getting peanuts thrown at me with this crew.Β
Maryse: OMG YOU GUYS. I am SO making the βpeanutβ list. YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME BIG TIME.Β
Β *waggles eyebrows* And Iβm not the only peanut receiver thatβs gonna be on it. Yβallβ¦ yep. Youβre on it. Just sayinβΒ
Β Starts throwinβ peanuts, girls. I meanβ¦Β
Amy: *smirks right back at Maryse* Yeah, okayβ¦so says the PEANUT RECEIVERβ¦ *cackling* You said it first!!Β
bev: Dirty.
Fabi: *walks around with mouth open catching random peanuts* Gotta love Fridays around here.
Tessa:Β *throws some peanuts to Fabiβs mouth* Here you go!
Maryse:Β Peanuts are yummy!!!Β
Amy:Β *catching peanuts from the Peanut Gallery and throwing them back*Β Oooooh, peanutsβ¦Iβm gonna read a baseball star book tonight!!!
LaurenB:Β You ladies do make me laughΒ
Β Peanuts galore in here tonight, think Iβll keep quiet about what Iβm yet to read *hides behind blanket and hopes no one sees me*
Lee:Β I live in Narnia (better known as South Africa) and itβs 1:06 AM but Iβm ignoring that because the comment/throw peanut/Friday party at Maryseβs is too fun.. and since its friday err o.O Was friday and i dont work tomorrow..today!! GeeezzzzΒ
Fabi: Lee that is so cool that youβre in Narnia! Whooop! International party at Maryseβs tonight.
Laura:Β Ok so you all know itβs 23.46pm here right? So Iβm going to curl up in that corner over there and sleep cause itβs Friday and Iβm so badass going to sleep at this time I can trust I will be guarded from the peanuts right? Itβs no fair! Your all just starting your night I wanna stay!! *cries to sleep in said corner*
Amy:Β *ducks in kitchen from flying peanuts* Y’all aren’t getting any of these hot pink cougar martinis if you don’t knock it off!!! Don’t make me come out there!
Maryse: OH YAY!!! The peanuts have been upgraded to chocolate covered. YESSSS!!!!! Keep pelting me with your book-nutsβ¦ you book-nuts! *snort*Β
So what books will have peanuts thrown at you, if you haven’t read ’em yet? Take a look!
Ummm and yes… at first, I AM the peanutee!!! These sadistic peanuters gang up on me… but then… peanuts starts flying to and fro! Everyone getsΒ peanuted. π LOL!!!
Tessa: Wait, we get to throw peanuts about EVERY book weβve told you to read. *goes and grabs a HUGE bag* *throws peanut* Fallen Crest High! *throws another* The rest of the Up in the Air Series! *And yet another*Β Gus! Dude, read it already! *And another* The whole Indebted SeriesΒ to date.
bev: I swear I turn into a giggling 12 year old when I see peanuts on here. Girl scout honor, last time Iβll throw peanuts or wave it in Maryseβs face. Iβll pinky swear, cause canβt break a pinky swear.Β EleanorΒ * throws peanut* &Β *throws peanut* ParkΒ *throws peanut* Just think youβd love it.:-D Ok. *holds out pinky*
Tessa:Β Nope. You and peanuts are too fun. Not gonna let you swear.
Tessa:Β Amy, she almost read The Original Crowd. Push for that so she can finally read Fallen Crest HighΒ and meet my Book Husband!
Amy: *throws E&P peanut from Bevβs stash at Maryse* Ooh!! Fallen Crest High! *throws another peanut* Β Umβ¦IhavenβtreadOriginalCrowdeitherβ¦Β
Laura:Β Β *eats peanut from maryseβs shoulder*
Jean:Β I havenβt read the Fallen CrestΒ series yetβ¦. and I need to get that Virgin Author book, especially with Maryseβs momβs reaction!!
Maryse:Β And Tessaβs book husband. I KNEW those would be two peanuts to my head. Peanuts. Tee hee!!!
Amy: *throws peanut at Maryse* Fallen Crest High! *looks around and whistles innocently*
Maryse: *boinked off nose* OUCH!!! Ammmmyyyyyyy! *hrmph* *cracks peanut and eats it* *opens mouth like a baby bird for more*
bev: βMaryse, MUST readβ¦β¦.*sigh*, eh give up.β *Sticks hands in pockets* *Kicks peanut shells* *walks off*
Jean:Β Donβt you know, we canβt make Maryse read anythingβ¦.. She is the one with the power to make us read the books she finds! Lol!
Amy:Β And from my section of the peanut galleryβ¦if Maryse tells you to read a book, you just do it. No questions asked. Mβkay? Otherwise her Book Dom may make a visit to ya.Β
Maryse:Β *picks up peanuts that bev missed and eats βem*
Tessa: Bev, come on, thereβs more peanuts. Sheβs hungryβ¦
bev: Ooooookay Done pouting. *tucks bottom lip back in* Eleanor & Park * throws peanut* Written in Red *throws 5 peanut butter m&ms*
Sadie:Β Eleanor & Park!!!! OMG they get all the peanuts!
Amy:Β Sadieβ¦yep, we’re talking about Eleanor and Park.Β
Amy: Hungry, are we? Okay thenβ¦ *grabs peanuts* *throws peanut* Accidentally on Purposeβ¦ *throws peanut* β¦and Eleanor & Parkβ¦ *throws peanut* β¦and The Holy TrinityΒ seriesβ¦ *throws peanut* β¦and My Life Next Doorβ¦ Are we full yet??Β
Amy: *grabs peanut and bounces it in hand* <ββ yes, I said PEANUTΒ Β What was that one book full of jerks and drama and heartache and was really goodβ¦oh yeah,Β THERAPY!!! *throws peanut at Maryse* Although I can’t really talk ’cause (*whispering*) I haven’t read After Hours yet.Β 
Amy:Β *writes Therapy on peanut* Hey Maryse, I got a peanut for your friend Sherry to throw at you!Β
MichelleS:Β *** incoming peanuts Amyβ¦Β Surviving RaineΒ **** and no, thatβs not the story of Texas weather! Right, Fabi?
Amy: Laura! Read Pierced by J.C. Mells⦠*throws peanut at Laura*
Amy: *throws peanut at Bev* You need to read Pierced as well, Bevβ¦shifters, magic, random vampsβ¦Β
Laura: *dodges peanut* pierced shifters magic stuff? Wait that sentence looks bad without the apostrophesΒ
Maryse: Did you guys see bevβs one simple but so poignant comment?!!Β
Amy:Β Yeah, I saw Bevβs βdirtyβ comment up thereβ¦which is why she got a Pierced peanut!!Β And I just said Pierced peanutβ¦ *covers face*
Amy: …it is a REALLY GOOD series that hasnβt gotten enough attention. Probably βcause I recβd it and yβall get scared when I do that. *snort* But seriously, it has a sloooooooowwww burn/sexual tension that lasts until the last book, but it is so worth it. There are three books and a novella (#1.5 I think, the story before Pierced).
Lauren:Β PiercedΒ has me intrigued, whoβs the author?Β As Iβve just tried to find it on goodreads and instead stumbled across a book named βSimonβs pierced c**kslaveβ WHAT A TITLE!!!Β lol *blushing*
Amy: *snorts cougar martini through nose* <ββ freaking waste of a good drink That title LaurenB!!!! LOL!!!!!! Β No, it’s definitely not that oneβ¦it’s by J.C. Mells and really is good. The guy on the front of the second book, Pinkedβ¦that scruffβ¦oooooh, come to mama, big guy.Β
Laura:Β Amy read After HoursΒ *throws peanut at amy*
MichelleS:Β WAIT a minuteβ¦.. Amy hasnβt read After Hours???? **** handful of peanuts ***** take that *** and that **** and that **** OMG. Thatβs a total no brainer. Do you or do you not have a vagina? Okay β then read AH and let the clenching begin,,,,,
Jean: Haha MichelleS! I agree After Hours was great! And she still has to read Surviving Rainβ¦.just sayinβ.β¦..
Maryse: I read ’em both!!! YAY SAVED FROM PEANUT PELTING!!! Finally!
Amy: βDo you or do you not have a vaginaβ <ββ OMG MichelleS, you went there!!! Clenching?!? LOL!!!!!
Maryse: LOL I just saw MichelleS TOTALLY βwent thereβ. She said clenching!!!!! *snort*Β
Tessa: *and⦠ducks* Ouch MichelleS! What After Hours?
Amy:Β Oooh, Jean! SR, really? Okayβ¦you asked for itβ¦ *nails Jean with peanut* The Sweet Gum Tree! Sound familiar? Huh???
Maryse: The Mason List. THAT BOOK ROCKS!!!!!!! Throws peanut at everyone that hasnβt read it yet!!!!!!
Samantha: Oh and I havenβt read the Mason List either! Gosh that peanut hurt!!
Lee: ouchhh.. who would have known?? Peanuts hurt!! damn it .. all that fire because I havent read the Mason List�? geeez Maryse .. LOL! Sooooo rude!!!
MichelleS: Mason List was great. Dodged that peanut bullet! Haha
Lee: OMG!!!! Maryse!!! I am SOoooooo throwing peanuts at you if LoveΒ *throws peanut at Maryse* InΒ *throws peanut at Maryse* RewindΒ *throws peanut at Maryse* is not on your Must Read ASAP TBR!!!
OMG .. she is coming for me ** TAKE COVER**nanny nanny foo foo.. you missed me.. ** eeeeeeeek**Β
But seriously, I have been begging you to read it since Fo-evahhhh!! If Iβm not wrong I recommended it as a must read the moment I finished the book and that was May LAST year!! ** grabs more peanuts ** and there are 80β²s songs in the book.. who doesnβt love the 80β²s?? Push it by Saltβn Peppa come onn.. Push it reaal goodβ¦ LOL
Amy:Β I also have Love In Rewind but havenβt read itβ¦and right about now Iβm hoping that Lee up there doesnβt notice my comment βcause sheβs a wild one!Β
Maryse:Β Amy I have to read βLove in Rewindβ like ASAP!!!Β Maybe weβll buddy read.’
Amy:Β Iβll buddy read Love In Rewind with ya Maryse, just let me know whenβ¦oh crap, here comes another peanut from Lee for LIR! *pulls Maryse out of the way*
Lee: OMGGGGGGGG⦠:O ** HAPPY DANCE*** whoop whoop *hands in the air* I wanna buddy read too ** pouting **.. ** whispers with creepy voice** mostly to throw peanuts at you two if you start claiming ma man!!
Tessa: *points to Lee* You started it! Wait⦠what are we buddy reading?
Amy: *slowly and carefully hands martini to Lee* H-h-how about a drink, Lee? We wonβt be stealing your manβ¦we share our book guys around here. *waggles eyebrows* Ah, okayβ¦got it and understand, Tessa. And we were talking about buddy reading Love In Rewind!Β
bev:Β Making peanut butter with my Love in rewind nuts, and E&P nuts.
Lee:Β β Love in rewind nutsβ *blink blink* did MichelleS actually said that?? LOL!!
bev: Whoa. Stop. Stop. Stop. Back this crazy train up.
Sadie:Β Is E&P eleanor and park? If so, Iβd like to join in. Also, I have been telling maryse to read βThe Kind Worth Killingβ forever so Iβll throw some peanuts for them.
Now… my question is… what books would you throw peanuts for? π
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I canβt wait to see this list, lol.Β Of course Written in Red will be on top in bold. Maybe pink and glittery.Β
Then E&P. Theyβd sneer at pink and glitter.
What else? Love inβ¦.*throws over shoulder*
Whatβs that, Tessa? βFallen Cre..β
* Puts hands over ears*Β Lalalalal I canβt hear you
Michelle: *screams and runs for cover* *throws a really big peanut at Maryse from hidey hole and shouts Written in Red*
Niki:Β All of you are hilarious!!! Ill throw some peanuts at Maryse for Written in Red!!! Itβs so good!!!